PHOTO of the WEEK April 24--Flavor Flav spotted in Tibet

Yeeaahhhhhh Boooooyyyyyyy. You found it here Under The Same Moon. Flavor Flav was spotted on the Tibetan plateau! He just exchanged his Clock for a similarly ridiculous sized Dzi-Stone.

It took the Oolong-aficionado turned Private-Eye Joe Wagner, known in Haiku circles as 'Wood-Cutter-Up-Yonder', to track Flavor Flav down in on the windy Nangchen plains in Eastern Tibet. "I had to sort through many butter-stained Tibetans trying to pass themselves off as ex-Public Enemy rappers," Joe said, granting exclusive rights of this photo to this Web-blog. "But, I will tell you this," Wagner continued, "The Flav has it goin' on."

It became known late last year that Flav is part of the US Witness Re-location Program after secret testimony in the Enron hearing. "We want to keep the Flav safe," an unnamed kevlar-vest wearing spokeperson from the US Vice-President's office told us. "There aren't many rappers who are so punctual."

If you thought that this (see second photo) look-a-like is the real Flavor Flav these days livin' it up in Beverly Hills, think again Holmes, it's all part of that surreal thing they have going on in Hollywood. But here is the real story: the lovely lady with the green hat and matching purse and fuzzy robust top, that is actually Private Eye Joe Wagner on another assignment. Stay tuned.